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Locals Only Album Review: Cockamamie Jamie - Survivor Series

Good morning again folks!  How's it going?  Have you all saved October 4, 2013 on your calendars?!  Well you haven't yet you should because that's when we'll be celebrating our 8th annual Spanspek Music and Arts Festival!  It's going to be the crazies!  In the meantime, if you've got any band or artist suggestions, please send them over to!  We also have a Hotmail account, but that's getting kind of embarrassing now.

Anywho, enough of that e-mail nonsense.  Lets talk about the fantastic solo debut by Fresno rapper Cockamamie Jamie!
Survivor Series, the solo debut from Argyle Pimps member Cockamamie Jamie, sounds like what Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass would have played had Alpert suffered from an overactive imagination, was obsessed with pro wrestling, and picked up a Pigeon John album instead of a trumpet.  Equal parts hilarious, violent, and hella sad, Jamie delivers an album that is immediately gripping.  Like a roadside car crash, Jamie's tales of turtle mutilation and midget fighting make the album hard to resist.  And while the tracks are inflected with stellar lounge production from the likes of Engleburt, Jukebawks, Bamm Tronics, and DK, all that takes a backseat to Jamie's vivid narrations.

The album is also significant for featuring excellent guest verses from Boney Beezly, the second half of the venerable Argyle Pimps.  "Queef" in particular shows the sweater vest aficionados flexing their linguistic chops at a bus stop rap battle.  As first witnessed in their 2006 debut Invisible Jet Skies the pair boasts Voltron like authority when working in tandem.

I feel I should take a beat to point out that the opening track "Orphan" is pretty damn heartbreaking.  Sultry guitar and gentle percussion provide a backdrop for the litany of taunts a young Jaime endures from uncaring school children. The autobiographical instrumental gives new meaning to the album title, and is just another reason not to miss this album.

And that's it for today.  As always, for more info on Cockamamie Jamie, please visit the following:


Cristobal Carrillo
May 14, 2013


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